Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Opening Post

List of things to do when one is bored with boredom.

1. Write a long list of my goals in life and how I will accomplish them all and die without any regrets.......... check.

2. Read the long list of my goals in life and how I will accomplish them all and die without any regrets.......... check.
3. Tear the list up and throw it in the garbage because that just sounds like too much work......check.

4. Start a random blog with a random name and talk about what I did this morning....... and thats what I'm doing now........

Seriously, how do I escape from the bone crushing and soul sucking curse of boredom? Nineteen years into my life and I still have no idea! And Heaven forbid
that I tell someone of how I feel because then they give me work to do!

Apparently there is this misconception going around that people who are bored have way too much time on their hands and nothing to do, they believe that work is the perfect antidote to this problem.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I tell you now that this is a lie! Work is just another boring aspect of our human lives and as such, it simply adds to the problem. Like fuel to the flames.

I explained this with my boss the other day and does he listen? No! Shocking isn't it?

And so, in my bored state I started this blog to give myself something to do. So look forward to weird, wacky and wonderful news, views, reviews and rants about anything and everything.

However, don't look forward to the frequency of the posts, us bored folk are severely undisciplined.

Colin.

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